Infernal Legions Of Mordor – Greatest Shits: Back To The Shart
| Лейбл: | Left Hand Path Tapes (2) – LHP-041 |
| Формат: | Cassette |
| Страна: | US |
| Дата релиза: | 2019 |
| Жанр: | Non-Music, Rock |
| Стиль: | Noisecore |
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Треклист:
| 69 Tales Of Middle Earth CS |
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| 1 | The Electricity In the Air Before a Good Siege |
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| 2 | Larping At The Blind Guardian Concert |
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| 3 | Orc Blade Plunged Deep Into Elvin Flesh |
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| 4 | Gollum Was A Crack Baby |
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| 5 | The Witch That Lives In The Trees |
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| 6 | The Water Temple Can Suck My Ass |
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| 7 | Crowdfunding To Buy Myself Chainmail |
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| 8 | Drawn And Quartered Varg Finally Dies |
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| 9 | Going For A Hike And Finding A Black Metal Promo Shoot |
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| 10 | Cursed Dagger Of Lee-Hon-Tuc |
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| 11 | My Blade, My Honor, My Suffrage |
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| 12 | Thine Torch Igniting the Ceremonial Fireworks |
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| 13 | M'Lord Is Medieval For Daddy |
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| 14 | I Got Roasted By A Guy Wearing A Fedora At A Ren Fair |
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| 15 | Masturbating to the Elves in Skyrim |
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| 16 | SMALLSWORD//SMALLERDICK |
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| 17 | Lack Of Basic Hygiene Doesn't Make You A Viking |
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| 18 | Stabbing The Winner Of Varg's Tabletop R.P.G. |
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| 19 | Calling Your Mother's Basement Your Dungeon |
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| 20 | Sexual Fantasy Involving An Orc and a Dwarf |
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| 21 | Frolicking Naked in the Trees Because You're a Wizard |
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| 22 | Frolicking Naked in the Trees Because You're a Wizard |
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| 23 | Ishan Before He Thought He Was In Dream Theater |
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| 24 | Mayhem: a Career Made on Two Corpses |
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| 25 | BIGSWORD//MIRCOSCOPICPENIS |
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| 26 | That Feel When Good Siege |
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| 27 | I Liked Harry Potter Better When He Was in Troll |
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| 28 | Using Black Magic To Get Myself a Date |
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| 29 | Leading the Charge |
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| 30 | Into the Mines of Moria |
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| 31 | I Live in a Hut In The Woods With Ildjarn |
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| 32 | I Can't Wait For The Lords Of Noisecore To Put A Hit Out On Me |
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| 33 | Using Flash During A Black Metal Show To Ruin The Ambiance |
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| 34 | Wolves in the Throne Room are a Bunch of Fucking Nerds |
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| 35 | I'm From Texas, I Don't Know What Winter Is |
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| 36 | You Smell Like An MMO Player |
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| 37 | It's Not Caps Lock, IT'S KVLT LOCK, DIPSHIT!!! |
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| 38 | I Was Born in the Wrong Time, I Want to Lead a Crusade |
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| 39 | Leading A Medieval Campain To 711 For Mountain Dew |
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| 40 | Beating Up Nerds Outside of a Kamelot Concert |
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| 41 | Dungeon Synth, Trve Incel Music |
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| 42 | Graveland's Instagram Sharing Star Wars Memes |
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| 43 | Rob Darken Looks Like My Grandma |
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| 44 | Getting Lyrical Themes From Runescape |
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| 45 | Ildjarn is a School Teacher |
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| 46 | Mortiis Looks Like a Digimon |
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| 47 | Cave Dwelling Dungeon Synth Fan |
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| 48 | The Trees Tell Me Many Things, Like Where to Score PCP |
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| 49 | This Rock in the Forest Looks Like a Member of a Boston Punk Band |
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| 50 | Chainmail Protects me from Blades, But Not Your Insults |
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| 51 | Bringing a Sword to a Punk Show to Scare Poseurs |
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| 52 | Dear Knight I Commend Thine Skullet |
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| 53 | Eating From Yee Olde Pizza Carte |
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| 54 | Forgotten Forest Path Leading to a Meth Lab |
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| 55 | Spell Book Containing a Couple of Spells |
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| 56 | Satan is M'Lord |
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| 57 | Hanging Out With My Fellow Incels At The Iced Earth Concert |
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| 58 | Christopher Lee's Power Metal Band |
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| 59 | Drunkenly Slogging Around Demanding People Drink Your Potion |
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| 60 | My Dear, Sweet, Combat Alchemist |
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| 61 | The Power of the Full Moon Charging My Boner |
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| 62 | My Huge, Heathen, Maypole |
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| 63 | I am a Wizard and my Magic is Meth |
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| 64 | I Work At Medieval Times To Get Drunk On Mead |
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| 65 | Peasants Who Think Burzum is Good |
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| 66 | Nobles That Know Ildjarn is Truth |
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| 67 | Going from Punk to Pissing Cave Dweller |
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| 68 | True Crime Songs are Fucking Stupid |
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| 69 | Faust From Emperor is Free to Kill Again |
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| That Guy From Anal Cunt Neither Feared Or Respected That Escalator Single |
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| 70 | That Guy From Anal Cunt Neither Feared Or Respected That Escalator |
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| 45 Songs Of Friendship EP |
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| 71 | Intro (Into The Pantheon Of Friendship) |
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| 72 | My Friend Nick Is The Textbook Definition Gentile Giant And Is A Very Good Boy |
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| 73 | Joseph Is A Very Patient Person Who Writes Very Good Music |
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| 74 | My Friend Ryan, Beat Me For An Art Scholarship, Because He’s A Better Artist Than Me |
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| 75 | My Friend Libby, The Motorcycle Mom To All The Young Punks |
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| 76 | Danny From Austin Who Told Me I’m His P. White To His Billy Quizboy |
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| 77 | Danni Who Does Really Good Tattoos, Like The Mace On My Arm |
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| 78 | My Friend Life, Who Likes War Metal And Is Going To Beauty School |
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| 79 | My Friend Blake Who Once Demanded I Stop In A Town Called Cumming |
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| 80 | My Friend Wad Who Once Helped Me Make Knifechucks |
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| 81 | Texas Mike, Who Doesn’t Live In Texas, But Loudly Tells Me He Loves Me |
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| 82 | I Have A Friend Named Liam Who Makes Black Metal And People Call Him Piss |
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| 83 | My Friend Erica Who Makes Really Cool Art And Screams A Lot |
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| 84 | My Friend Alican Who Is The Smartest Idiot I Know |
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| 85 | My Friend Emma, Who Is Going To Make A Pornogrind Band About Killing Incels |
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| 86 | My Friend Lauren, A Smolbean Who Shreds The Bass |
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| 87 | My Friend Hodge, Who Plays Drums Very Good And Very Calmly |
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| 88 | Reese, Or Ross, Who Plays Scape And Fronts A Death Metal Band |
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| 89 | My Friend Donovan Is A Gear Encyclopedia And A Very Good Boy |
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| 90 | My Friend Kimberly, Noisecore Queen |
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| 91 | Dunny, The Cave Dwelling Dungeon Synth Man Who Is Very Handsome |
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| 92 | My Friend Joose Who Is Really Funny |
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| 93 | Slade, A Very, Very Nice Boy Who Plays Powerviolence |
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| 94 | Todd, Another, Very, Very Nice Boy Who Plays Powerviolence |
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| 95 | Allin Who Left America To Study Something They Really Enjoy Writes Really Cool Music |
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| 96 | My Friend Derik Is A Hobbit And A Good Boy |
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| 97 | My Friend Larry, A Part Time Weeb, Full Time Small Business Owner |
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| 98 | My Friend Gus Who Is Way Tougher Than I Will Ever Be |
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| 99 | My Friend Hannah Costillo Who Takes Pictures Really Good |
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| 100 | My Friends Ian, Olivia, Jordan And Gabe Are All Very Nice And Have A Great Band Named Warm Bodies |
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| 101 | My Friend Billy Who Is My Twin And Has A Really Good Band Named Bib |
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| 102 | Rocha, Who Makes Scary Music But Has A Heart Of Gold |
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| 103 | Uncle Rob, Who Is An Absolute Treasure |
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| 104 | I Have A Friend Named Taylor Vinson Who Is Really Funny, But Ate At A Texas In N Out |
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| 105 | My Friend Caroline Is The Reason I’m In This Stupid Shit And Alive |
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| 106 | Jake Garlick, He Plays Nasty Guitar Really Good And He Can Skate |
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| 107 | Simon Who Watches Very Well Made Movies And Plays Drums Very Well |
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| 108 | My Friend Erica Salazar Who I Miss But I’m Hoping Is Doing Well In Seattle |
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| 109 | My Friend Savannah Has A Cool Job Working For People Who Book Cool Shows |
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| 110 | My Friend Jackson “Burnout” Boyd And I Once Went On A Goregrind Date |
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| 111 | Andy, Sometimes Billy, Is A Hurricane And A Good Boy |
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| 112 | My Friend Parker Puts Themselves Down A Lot Despite How Talented They Are |
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| 113 | My Friend Carroll, The Lone Cowpunk And A Good Fishing Guide |
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| 114 | My Friend Sam Claims She’s Very Jarring But Is A Very Nice Person |
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| 115 | Outro (the Gates Of Friendship) |
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| Thieves Of Sunshine EP |
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| 116 | Thieves of Sunshine (Lethal Enforcers of the Night) |
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| 117 | Suicide Involving a Noose Made of Piano Wire, Gorilla Gluing My Hands To Head and Yelling How FUCKING MAD I AM |
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| 118 | Fucking Weeb Scum Who Blast NSBM Nightcore Covers While Spanking It To Hentai |
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| Rotten, Stinking, Cannibalistic, Gorenoise EP |
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| 119 | How Do You Like My Carcass Rip-off Art For My Gorenoise Ep? |
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| 120 | Andre Chicatilo Was A Sick Fuck Who Ate His Victim’s Genitals |
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| 121 | Alferd Packer Is Having A Schpadoinkle Day In Hell For Eating 5 Of His Companions In The Mountains |
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| 122 | I Sure Do Love Roadside Barbeque In Texas, Especially When Its Made Out Of People |
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| 123 | Trying To Make Zombie Sex Slaves By Drilling Into Their Brains |
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| 124 | Cannibal Corpse Subliminally Convinced Me To Eat My Friend’s Brain, It Wasn’t As Good As They Said It Would |
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| East Bound and Down To Hell: The Words of the Venerated Texas Mike Pt 1 |
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| 125 | William, I have but one setting and it is go |
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| 126 | I’m Going To Dig Up John Lennon’s Abuser Corpse And Show It The Abuse It Deserves |
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| 127 | Bring John Lennon Back To Life So I Can Kill Him Again |
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| 128 | What Rich People Google: How Many Pounds Of Truffle Can I Fit Into My Ass |
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| 129 | Yesterday When I Was In The Shower, I Cupped My Hands, And Peed Into Them. I Sat There Holding 8 Ounces Of My Own Pee |
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| 130 | I Looked At It, Felt Its Warmth, And Then Unclasped My Hands As I Watch The Golden Liquid Flow Down The Drain |
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| 131 | I Thought What If... What If I Would Have Drank That Pee? |
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| 132 | Gold Is The Colour Of Gold But Also "pee Pee" |
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| 133 | Six Dudes Hanging Around A Car With The Hood Up... Ain’t Nothin’ Better |
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| 134 | Ah... A Nice Glass Of Piss |
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| 135 | Aw, Pikachu Shat On The Carpet Again! |
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| 136 | Can't Wait For The Future And Mail Order Lsd |
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| 137 | Need To Make Some Quick $$$... If You Are Interested In Purchasing An Old Wall In China Hmu |
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| 138 | Youtube Channel That Only Uploads Off-brand Battery Reviews |
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| 139 | Sorry Tim Heidecker But It's Time For The Real King Of Comedy To Take Back The Throne... Jeff Foxworthy!!!! |
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| 140 | Tim Heidecker Vs Me, Trapped In A Restaurants Kitchen While A Grease Fire Burns Out Of Control |
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| 141 | Tim Heidecker: Your Days Are Numbered, My Man! |
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| 142 | 3 Hour Ted Talk Hosted By Yours Truly Where I Just Make Mouth Noises |
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| 143 | Drawing Dicks In The Ups Signature Field |
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| 144 | I Think Jethro Tull Would Be Interesting Opponents In A Fight |
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| 145 | Petition: Replace The Faces Of Those Guys On Mt Rushmore With The Freebird Lyrics |
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| 146 | I Smoked The Government Weed And I Can’t Sleep, I Can’t Stop Thinking About Mars! |
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| 147 | 100 Likes And I Will Get A Crucified Skinhead Tattoo |
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| 148 | A Video Game Where You Play As Steve Buscemi |
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| 149 | Taco Bell Sponsorship |
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| 150 | Larry David Sex Tape |
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| 151 | Crucified Skinhead But It's Gumby |
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| 152 | Mark Zuckerberg Has A Controlling Share In Youth Attack Records |
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| 153 | Who Up I Got A Box Of Dr Pepper |
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| 154 | Had A Dream I Met An Nfl Player And I Begged Him To Kill Me |
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| 155 | I Miss Texas And I Miss Sweet Tea |
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| 156 | Adam Sandler But With A British Accent |
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| 157 | Spiderman’s Balls |
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| 158 | Cowboy God Has Made A Decision... Pineapple Must Remain On Pizza |
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| 159 | Take It Easy By The Eagles |
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| 160 | Repent You Sinners And Become COWBOY |
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| 161 | God Is Returning In Half Of An Hour... Cowboy God |
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| 162 | I'd Like To Have A Cage Match With Alton Brown |
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| 163 | Double Click Here To See Magic |
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| 164 | Just Walked Up To Cale Weir In Public, He Was High And Listening To Tiger Army |
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| 165 | Ask Me About Burst Pipes |
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| 166 | Mass Sterilization Caused By Poopoo And Peepee |
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| 167 | My Idea Of Heaven Would Be Listening To Country And Western Music With My Gpa Forevr |
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| 168 | Subway Sandwiches Buffet |
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| 169 | A Pizza Place Run By Skinheads |
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| 170 | I’m Gonna Kick Your Ass (i’m Lifting Weights As I Post This) |
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| 171 | Martial Artists Breaking Planks But The Planks Are Replaced With Casio Keyboards |
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| 172 | A Cap With A Hole For People To Show Off Their Bald Spots |
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| 173 | All Bald People Are Skinheads |
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| 174 | I Wonder What Pisspiggranddad Is Doing Right Now |
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| 175 | A Vegetable Called Jetpack |
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| 176 | Has Anyone Made Pillows That Look Like Butts Yet |
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| 177 | Two Nude Musclebound Men Chasing Each Other Around A Junkyard Shooting Each Other With Dollar Store Water Guns |
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| 178 | I Need To Clone Myself Five Times So I Can Fulfil My Dream Of Owning And Operating A Chain Of 6 24/7 Gas Stations |
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| 179 | Pumping Iron To The Sopranos Theme Song |
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| 180 | I Am Hungover And I Am Fucking Manic |
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| 181 | Last Night I Got Banned From Metro (the Supermarket) For Opening And Eating Three Cans Of Cold Staggs Chili In The Store |
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| 182 | If I Shit My Pants Would My Boss Let Me Go Home Early |
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| 183 | Last Night God Came To Me In The Form Of Liam And He Said “Wanan Maybe Hanmg Out” |
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| 184 | Tom Cruise Is The Shadow President And A Member Of The Deep State |
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| 185 | Welcome To My Shop Where I Sell Fresh Sweet Corn And New Video Game Releases |
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| 186 | “cro Mags Full Album” Tatted Across My Stomach A la “thug Life” |
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| 187 | Nike Sneakers In Camo Making Me Really Horny |
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| 188 | Woke Up With The Fresh Smell Of A Hoagie Near By And A Morning Has Never Been So Complete For Me |
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| 189 | I Just Wanna Noodle Catfish And Shit In An Outhouse |
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| 190 | Gonna Open Up An Eyebrow Place Called “the Big Lebrowski” |
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| 191 | Who Else Is Soaked And Sitting In A Leather Chair At Work |
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| 192 | 9/11 Truther In The Streets, Infowarrior In The Sheets |
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| 193 | Bust Three Nuts Today: Two For The Towers, One For The Pentagon |
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| Incel Exterminator |
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| 194 | This Divine Blade Gifted To Me From The Goddess, Liliana, Will Protect My Virginity At All Costs |
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| 195 | That Guy From Anal Cunt Neither Feared Or Respected That Escalator |
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| 196 | The Harsh Stench Of Mountain Dew On The Incel’s Breath |
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| 197 | I Can't Wait For Jerkbooth To Make Fun Of Me Again |
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| 198 | Billy From Omaha Is A Very Good Boy |
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| 199 | Waylen Jennings Is Better Than Any Of Your Dumb Ass N.Y.H.C. Clone Bands |
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| 200 | I Had To Find A Virgin To Sacrifice, So At The Stroke Of Midnight I Raided The Local Gamestop |
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| 201 | I Don’t Know If This Morning’s Taco Bell Diarrhea Sounded More Like Carcass Or Impetigo Vocals |
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| 202 | Spay Or Neuter Your Retro-thrasher Today |
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| 203 | Dream Theater Concert, Aka Incel Pride 2018 |
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| 204 | Twister Is The Best Movie Ever Written, If You Disagree You’re Fucking Stupid |
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| 205 | Brogaze Played By The Chillest Of Brogazers |
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| 206 | That Time I Convinced Some Bros That A.C.A.B. Means A Chill Ass Bro |
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| 207 | Claiming Your Identity Is Asexual When You’re Just An Incel |
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| 208 | Remember When You Said Punk Would Be Great Again Under Trump? You Lied To Me.
Backing Vocals – A.J. Ross (2) Backing Vocals – Erica Young (2) Backing Vocals – Donovan Ford Backing Vocals – Kim Tee Backing Vocals – Dariel Hernandez Backing Vocals – Texas Mike Backing Vocals – Liam Baker (2) |
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| 209 | The Deep And Eldritch Sorcery That Will Befall You If You Dare Call Me Fag Again |
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| 210 | Only The Trvest Of Satanists Set Up Their Dungeons In Their Mom’s Garage |
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| 211 | I’m Just An Ugly Homo (Who Plays In A Noisecore Band) |
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| 212 | Glen Benton Pussied Out Of Killing Himself |
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| 213 | I’d Rather Listen To Dream Theater Than Another Band That Sounds Like Fucking Gag |
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| 214 | Using Arcane Necromancy To Revive Cliff Burton To Finally Solve The Lars Problem |
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| 215 | The Hardest Part Of Being A Dungeon Synth Fan Was Telling My Parents That I’m A Gay Goblin |
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| 216 | Antichrist Kramer Is Going To Fight Neckbeard Deathcamp |
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| 217 | I Showed You My Youth Attack Collection, Please Respond |
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| 218 | My Friend Bald Larry Plays D&D, Listens To Power Metal And Still Goes On More Dates Than Me |
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| 219 | My First Band, FxCxPx, Was An Abomination Before God And A Failure |
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| 220 | The Beautiful, Cold Winter Night That Froze My Balls Off And Made Me A Eunuch |
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| 221 | Magic The Gathering Of The Juggalos |
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| 222 | Satan is M’Lord II: Daddy Krampus |
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| 223 | I Liked Dave Mustaine Better When He Was On Heroin |
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| 224 | I Will Die Upon The True Altars Of Madness, Cici’s Pizza, As My Body Dissolves From The Grease |
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| 225 | Chanting “Make Him Cum” During The Witching Hour Only Summoned A Cop To Issue Us A Noise Complaint |
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| 226 | Long Sleeved, Four Sided Dream Theater Awake Shirt To Attract All The Prog Babes |
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| 227 | Razorbumps Is Playing Cochella; Thats The Joke |
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| Bonus Tracks |
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| 228 | I'm Glad Denton Free Jazz Musicicans Fucking Hate Me Now |
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| 229 | If I Wanted To Watch Some Dude Jerk It For 20 Minutes I'd Use Chatroulette Instead Of Going To The Skronk Show |
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| 230 | I'm Glad Jesus Chris & The Beatles Broke Up |
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| 231 | Cleric Got Sponsored By Hair Care Products |
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| 232 | Oh God Fucking Dammit Not Another Band With Parker Lawson In It |
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| 233 | Flat Earth Guy Is The True Hero Of North Texas |
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| 234 | Creeping Death Will Never Be A Real Death Metal Band Until They Cover Good Sepultura |
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| 235 | Burning an Anal Cunt Tape Upon The Altar of Homosexuality as an Offering to the Lords of Noisecore |
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| 236 | Infernal Legions Of Mordor is CANCELLED!!! |
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| 237 | Untitled |
Участники записи:
- Artwork, Photography, Layout – W.R.M.
- Backing Vocals – Duncan Kennedy (2)
- Backing Vocals – Derik Forbus
- Backing Vocals – Dustin Jones (5)
- Backing Vocals – Jake Garlick
- Backing Vocals – Bald Larry
- Backing Vocals, Songwriter – Simon Russell (8)
- Chorus – The Egg Punk Chorus Of Angmar
- Lyrics By – Texas Mike
- Performer – Infernal Commander, Lord Würm
- Photography By – Erica Young (2)
- Photography By – Lauren Henson (2)
- Songwriter – Dariel Hernandez
- Voice Actor, Backing Vocals – Joanna Phillips
Лейблы и идентификаторы:
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Участники записи:
- Artwork, Photography, Layout – W.R.M.
- Backing Vocals – Duncan Kennedy (2)
- Backing Vocals – Derik Forbus
- Backing Vocals – Dustin Jones (5)
- Backing Vocals – Jake Garlick
- Backing Vocals – Bald Larry
- Backing Vocals, Songwriter – Simon Russell (8)
- Chorus – The Egg Punk Chorus Of Angmar
- Lyrics By – Texas Mike
- Performer – Infernal Commander, Lord Würm
- Photography By – Erica Young (2)
- Photography By – Lauren Henson (2)
- Songwriter – Dariel Hernandez
- Voice Actor, Backing Vocals – Joanna Phillips
