Sandpaper Lullaby

"Finally, a record that doesn't sound the same. Not even the same AS ITSELF. Seem impossible? That's because it is! Ekül B's new release utilizes a special Sand-O-Tech process that virtually insures that no two records will sound alike. To get the record out, it has to pass across the NASA-designed "sand heads," which miraculously force extra sounds onto your record every time you pull it out or slide it in! It's the first non-Air Supply record that actually improves as its condition worsens!" A...