Earthling Massive

"Since late 1998 we have been studying the formulation of a subversive group of musicians, hailing from Long Island, New York, calling themselves Earth.ling Mass.ive. Two of these members in particular being JoNoX (file X-28-6547) and J.Booty (file X-45-7586), began experimenting with mixing approximately four different styles of music. These styles (jungle, trip-hop, rock and metal) proved to be most affective for providing the groundwork for a revolutionary medium in sound. They quickly enlisted bassist Dave C. (file X-83-9865) and vocalist Alexander Supertramp (file X-02-3528) formerly of ...dayinthelife, to round out their sound. They then arrived at the conclusion that they needed another individual to bring them closer to the edge. Noted around the time period of February to April 1999, they searched for someone who was well versed in turntablism, computer based audio manipulation and synthesis. XXXXX Earth.ling Mass.ive crossed paths with one DeadMike (file X-39-9723). Instantaneously he fit the band and proved to be an extremely strong ally. Soon after, they began writing their first songs. Earth.ling Mass.ive then saw the need for a female voice. DeadMike introduced the band to one calling herself JillMatikk. The six now completed their primary formation. A first live performance was scheduled on 4/4/00. Agents at the show in full undercover gear recorded the whole event and micro-visually tracked audience reaction. It was clear that whatever information this band sought to impart on it’s following could easily spread through the media and gain mass support. XXXXXXXXXXX Earth.ling Mass.ive then felt it necessary to expand their ideas and began performing all over the Long Island area and broke through into New York City and New Jersey. In an effort to further their cause, they recorded a low budget live demonstration compact disc with a man by name of Don Fury. In October of 2000, audio surveillance equipment strategically placed in the Earth.ling Mass.ive place of practice, recorded the parting of singer JillMatikk. Reports show that she had become pregnant with a child to be known as Annika Schinn. Emotion chronometers placed in the perimeter of said practice area show that the next decision Earth.ling Mass.ive made was difficult, for they concluded that they needed a female presence who could devote 100% to their cause. Alexander knew of one female known as Tray.ling (file X-67-6402) and brought her to the rest of the group. This new line-up clicked easily and a massive rush of creativity followed. Agents in close proximity noticed that at live performances, the Earth.ling Mass.ive were beginning to focus their energies. At this particular point in time, the aforementioned emotion chronometers were placed by “us” at every live venue. The crowd response became extremely positive. While it is still unclear at the present time just exactly what the message Earth.ling Mass.ive is purveying, this much is explicit: (1) they are on the verge of creating a Voltron Effect—that is that the sum of their efforts is greater than its composite efforts; (2) all signs point to a major threat to our system of government. They seek to stimulate young minds in order to expose the corruption and blight of the current system." Taken from archived website.