NeoQor

Somewhere on the outskirts of Dallas, Texas, there sits a life-form furiously cranking out loud, fast, repetitive, and aggressive electronic noises which--much to the displeasure of the vast majority of the world's population--he and many others consider "music". This life-form, also code-named "NeoQor", has managed to commandeer several high-powered audio systems, projecting this dangerous noise from atop stages in every corner of the United States & into hundreds of thousands of ear cavities all over the world, dealing insurmountable levels of damage to hearing and general sense of safety. This so-called "music”, has been deemed a menace to society and a public health hazard by authorities, as it has been shown to induce undesirable effects in its listeners. Such effects include: -Uncontrollable body spasms -Gratuitous whistle-tooting -Unsolicited "collab bro?'s" -Inappropriate fist-pumping -Phat hakk-chucking -Street brawls ...and the occasional case of melted face. And yet---this creature does not stop. Like a machine, he continues on relentlessly, cranking out more and more of this "extreme hardcore techno" unblinkingly and without any hesitation or second thoughts. God help us all...