The Great Muldavio

An eccentric Gentleman, Dimitri Muldavio, aka, T. G. (The Great) Muldavio, The Great Poet and Taxidermist, claims to speak 6 languages and to have been personally acquainted with Queen Victoria and Archduke Ferdinand. From THE HISTORY OF MIKELANGELO AND THE BLACK SEA GENTLEMEN: A lost weekend became a lost month, then a lost year, and early one morning after a night of carousing and whoring, the Baron von Babyface and Mikelangelo stumbled into a café on the Bosporus, where they encountered a man who styled himself The Great Muldavio. Muldavio, a descendent from a long line of taxidermists to the Ottomans and quite a fine clarinet player, agreed to join the expanding entourage and informed the other two that they could not possibly do without the services of his old friend Senor ‘Handsome’, a renowned performer of the Polish music hall, currently appearing at the Royal Theatre in Romania.